A bunch of nonsense

I'm listening to a song and I can't determine what the lyrics are.

I have a strange curl that pops up any time I don't blowdry my hair.

44% seems like a strange amount of 'bonus' deoderant to add to a stick.

I leave for Ontario in 12 days.

I hope to float down a channel in less than two weeks.

My new camera confuses me.

I bought some hand weights on a whim.

Love that is forced is no love at all.

There is no Plan B. This is it.

I biked over 100km last week.

I haven't touched my bike this week.

What's the difference between clipping and snipping?